TheBayntonette

omg-andrew-scott:

hailhydrra:

mydickisthealpha:

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shh, just listen

im fucking crying

IT’S BACK

(Source: shercocklocked, via littlemissworthless-7)

446,861 plays

humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

(via littlemissworthless-7)

xmayarosex:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

the comments had me in tears

xmayarosex:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

the comments had me in tears

(Source: ultrafacts, via littlemissworthless-7)

carriehopefletcher:

omggingersnap:

rachelhowelllester:

howelling:

and people say that youtube is just a time waster

this. 

Someone on my dash must be plugged into my feelings

Aww I just found this on my dash and I’m in it! :D

(Source: tr0ye-0ak13y)

deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS

(Source: dogsyoutube, via brunzwik)

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How I imagine this conversation must have gone:

Exec 1: We need a way to convince people that Dick Turpin is not a sexy, romantic hero.

Exec 2: I have an idea. Mathew Baynton in tight black pants and eyeliner. 

Exec 1: But won’t that-

Exec 2: Shhh. Mat. Tight pants. Eyeliner.

(Source: starstan, via party-anyone)

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity, via georges-weeping-guitar)

youknowyourebritishwhen:

In 2001 Bob the Builder covered Mambo Number Five with appropriate lyrics (eg. ‘a little bit of timber and a saw’).

It reached Number 1 in the UK.

(via ghostsofvaudeville)